Optometrists – Always assuming we’re doing something embarrassing
Went to the eye doctor because I had something in my eye for 15 hours or so. I got checked in by the lady jr. eye doctor and she asked me some questions…
“So how you’d get something in your eye?”
“I was just sitting there.”
“You weren’t…. doing anything, were you?”
Okay so this type of question obviously means she thinks I was too embarrassed to say what I was doing originally. So I tried to come up with some examples of what I could have been doing to get something stuck in my eye.
1. Been watching Little House on the Prairie, been emotionally moved, but accidentally picked up a bag of woodchips instead of my desired hankie.
2. Been balancing a sword on my eyeball. A sword made out of ladies undergarments.
Annnnd that’s about all I can think of that would really call for such a dumb question.
