BOOSH!

Have you ever played the game of life? I am, of course, talking about the board game… The one where you spin the wheel to see what in the bejesus happens to you? Yes, that one.

Well, this may surprise you but, this game is based YOUR actual life. Right now your wheel is spinning, and someone spun it a little too hard this time, but you are about to strike your dream career! Isn’t this exciting?! You are about to become……… A POLICE OFFICER!!!!

What kind of cop will you be? If this were me, I would be a shady cop. Ever time I made a drug bust, only half of it would go to the dept. and the other half would go to me… to sell back to the streets.  But this is YOUR life, not Blake Riggle choosing YOUR life. So C’mon, get with the random choices and don’t go to jail.

The game of life is quite simple really, all you have to do is not mess up and you will end up with 10 kids living in a victorian era mansion on a police officers salery. Now what more can someone ask for?

However, The Game of Life leaves out all the minor details to how you got where you did.

How did you get that house? How are you supporting 10 freakin’ kids on police wages? And where has your wife been this past week?

Well I have the answers to all of these questions, and more! The Blake Riggle’s Detailer Expansion to the game of life tells ALL, and MORE!

Since you are a police officer, what the game didn’t tell you is that you also hold a strippers job at night. Since you already have the policeman uniform, Big Joey was ready and able to pimp you out to all the local bachlorettes and desperate women. Your wife has been having an affair with your neighbour Jim. Everybody HATES that guy, except for your wife. Maybe he has something that you don’t? You don’t support your 10 kids. You actually take them to the money tree every morning and tell them to, “Get that money because we gots bills to pay.”

There are countless other scenarios that aren’t explained in this free walkthrough, but with the game of life being only quasi-realistic now and there being details left out… Why wouldn’t you want to jump at this opportunity?!

The Game of Life has never been more easier to get addicted to… Now you have the power to do ANYTHING all on police wages! (other careers sold separately)

So come on and don’t let YOUR life suck!